JoJo Groupchats

Jostars wholesome family chat

a 2 years ago i made a yuri on ice groupchat fic and it was extremely cursed

so heres a jojo one

(pretending no one died.)

The names are pretty self explanitory, but heres a list

BestGentleman: Jonathan Joestar

SexyAmerican: Joseph Joestar

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone: Jotaro Kujo

SilkyHair: Jouske Higashikata

ImNotDioIPromice: Giorno Giovana

StoneFree: Jolyne Kujoh

SMOLL: Koichi Hirose

BBBBB: Okayasu Nijimura

geoJO added JoJo, JoJo, JoJo, JoJo, GioGio to that chat

JoJo: huh?

JoJo: the fuck

GioGio: who's george

GeoJO left the chat

JoJo: guess he's gone.

JoJo: wait which George was that??

JoJo: My dad, probably

JoJo: My dad, probably

JoJo: just change your names

JoJo: to something that DEFINES YOU.

JoJo changed their name to SexyAmerican

JoJo changed their name to leaveMeTheFuckAlone

JoJo changed their name to BestGentleman

JoJo changed their name to SilkyHair

GioGio changed their name to ImNotDioIPromice

BestGentleman: Hmm.. Maybe we should make it clearer who is who... More than this.

SexyAmerican: you wrote 'hmm' in a fucking GC dDUDE

BestGentleman: Yes I did. Maybe you should work on your language. It has a lower class than that of an old drunk man.

leaveMeTheFuckAlone: bold of you to assume he isnt drunk. i mean, he's already got the 'old man' part down.

SexyAmerican: stfu you juvinile delinquient

 ImNotDioIPromice: Anyways... relating to what Jonothan said earlier we should keep our nicknames as our first names to not confuse things.

ImNotDioIPromice: Also, since all the JoJos are here.. wheres jolyne?

leaveMeTheFuckAlone: OH I SEE YOU

leaveMeTheFuckAlone: YOURE HER GRAND UNCLE TECHNICALLY SO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT MAKING A MOVE ON HER

ImNotDioIPromice: What? NO!! EW!!

leaveMeTheFuckAlone: wow now youre acting like a third grader reacting to the thought of being with a girl. we all know youre horny

BestGentleman: AHEM. We should use more appropriate language. I think we should add her in. She is a JoJo after all

leaveMeTheFuckAlone: ok fine whatever

leaveMeTheFuckAlone added StoneFree to the group chat.

Stonefree: what?

leaveMeTheFuckAlone: hi my loving daughter.

Stonefree: Damn, and dad youre always telling me not to swear... whats this??