PASSIONE GANG AOUGH + mista being a horny teen

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OK

WOW

YALL ARE SO NICE, THE COMMENTS ON THE LAST CHAPTER WERE FRICKING HILARIOUS. 

So I feel motivated to write another chapter :3


Here's the usernames-

NotDio- Giorno

Horny- Mista

Zipperman- Bruno

Orange- Narancia

Angstyteen- Abbachio

Funo- fugo



Let's just jump right into it

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 Zipperman: Giorno did u go shopping?? We need milk and shit

NotDio: I went to go shopping with Mista but we forgot to get the stuff on the list

Zipperman: What??? How?? Can u get distracted??? 

Zipperman: dude it's shopping

Angstyteen: I know what went down. It involves mistas username on this thing

Horny: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Horny: WE WENT SHOPPING?? And FORGOT. SO DONT COME AT ME WITH THAT SHIT

Orange: Guys can you please keep this in your room. I've walked on you countless times and I don't think I'm innocent anymore!!! :(

NotDio: Narancia, I think you've forgotten I'm younger than you.

Zipperman: So what?? He's still an innocent boy and needs protection

Zipperman: From now on you two will 

Zipperman: ,,,, refrain ,,,,

Zipperman: from doing stuff in the main office. Even if the doors locked the walls are thin

NotDio has left the chat

Horny: GET THICKER WALLS THEN

Horny: WERE LITERALLY IN THE MAFIA WE HAVE THE MONEY

Funo: THATS NOT THE FUCKING POINT

Funo: THE POINT IS STOP FUCKING

Orange: let giorno come back!! They can apologise its fine

Orange added NotDio to the chat

NotDio: ...

Horny: NO WAY WE WONT STOP FUCKING IM SO GAY FOR HIM

Horny: FUCK THAT SENT LATE. 

NotDio: ..

Horny: Listen babe, 

NotDio left the chat

Horny: GUYS WHAT IF HE HATES ME NOW

Horny: I CANT LIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT HIM

Funo: eh it's your fault. Go apologise to him . I'm in the room next door and I can hear faint crying

Angstyteen: Ngl its ur fault. I agree

Angstyteen: you need to take into account his feelings

Zipperman: wow that was mature of you Abbachio.

Angstyteen: I take it back 

Angstyteen: fuck yall

Funo: guys I C AN HEAR THEM

Zipperman: SPILL

Funo: I can only hear snippets but this is what I can hear

Funo: "I'm sorry babes, I didn't mean to"

Funo: "no you embarrassed me! I'm mad at you mista!"

Funo: "I wanted to make sure u were mine, you're so pretty I'm scared people will fall for you"

Angstyteen: PFFFT NOT TRU LMAO

Orange: SHHHH-

Funo: "Awh babes. I love you your so-

Funo: UMMM

*a minute passes*

Funo: EWWWW EWW FUCK I CAN HEAR WORDS THAT ARENT MEANT TO BE REPEATED

Zipperman: DONT YOU DARE TYPE THEM NARANCIA WILL SEE.

Orange: IM OLDER THAN GIORNO!!! I deserve to know

Angstyteen: NO YOU DONT SHH

Orange: fine watch this unfold bitches

Orange added NotDio to the chat

Orange alerted Horny and NotDio

NotDio: WHAT

NotDio: WHAT THE FUCK

NotDio: FUGO WHAT THE FUCK

Notdio muted Funo

Notdio left the chat

Horny: JUST AFTER WE MADE UP!!

Horny: HES NOT GONNA TALK TO ME FOR A WEEK

Angstyteen: lmao sounds like u did more than make up

Horny left the chat


...

That's it

As you can tell Giomis is otp 

Sorry if u don't ship them- ur opinion doesn't matter

JK JK

Anyways make sure u vote or I will threaten you with pineapple pizza

Any feedback will be appreciated.

Don't hate on me yall




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