One horrible day lucifer's blood red orbs gazed into his spindly magic seeing ball observing the human world. As Lucifer's orbs glazed over "Mac's corner shop" a blinding light scorched his orbs making teardrops collect at the corners of his prominent red orbs. Vision cleared Lucifer once again looking in the direction of the blinding light seeing a delicacy we named "PRINGLES" on sale for "£1". Clogs turned in the lords head and then one thought popped into the lords mind 'what a bargain!'.
Calling on his aid the fallen angel Micheal "the angel of the weather" the lord sent him on an important travel to buy the delicious smoky bacon &sour cream & onion Pringles. Wanting to impress his new lord Micheal accepts no questions asked. strutting into Mac's corner shop looking around for the famed "delicious Pringles". Micheal's cold blue orbs scanned and scanned until he caught sight of a sign expressing the words "sale: Pringle~ 2 for £1.50" once again the clogs clicked and Micheal thought "what a bargain" hoping to get praised by his new master.
After returning to hell Micheal called the loyal dog servant of his master Cerberus. "Hey Cerberus? You know master? well he asked me to go get him something precious that caught his fancy. Would you like to make this more special for him?" All three of the imposing dogs heads nodded simultaneously wagging his tail all the while. "Good boy, whos a good boy? Yes you are, yes you are. well done boy!"
Waiting as patiently as he could Lucifer was throwing chairs and tables cussing Micheals existence (not that Micheal cares *cough cough masochist cough cough*). At a particular timing the words "he is going to be punished severely for keeping me the lord of the underworld waiting." Cerberus giddily strutted into the room with about 50 packets of Pringles stuck to his back looking pleased with himself.
that night a grand feast was held to eat the huge "unnecessary" amount of Pringles.
