Garfy Baby: A Garfield Fanfiction

chapter 3

Chapter 3

The time was now for Garfield's plan to be set into motion. Garfield had sent his agents to kidnap the President's children, Sally and Conrad. He had starved himself in preparation for his feast. The mission began with Garfield and his specialized team flying over the white house. Garfield hated it's pristine white colour with a passion because it reminded him of the innocence which he had lost which had lead to his age regression. Garfield and his team of 15 other trained operatives crashed through the white house's glass ceiling which had already been broken by Michelle Obama's bravery. They quickly moved through the large building to where the children were. They were in fact in the oval office. They burst through the doors into the circular room to find the children being sat on by their babysitter Mrs. Kwan. She was a bulbous proud asian american woman who didn't need no man. "Shhhh the children are sleeping they are angels" Mrs. Kwan said in her accented nurturing voice. "Move it Kwan" Garfield said angrily. "Make me" Kwan said in her strong willed voice. A duel was about to ensue between Garfield and Mrs. Kwan. Within seconds mrs kwan had leapt into action eliminating all of Garfield's companions with one move, the wuxi finger hold from kung fu panda in which Mrs Kwan had previously starred. Now it was a solo fight between Garfield mounted on his fat ass mobility scooter vs Mrs kwan armed only with her fists. Mrs. Kwan ran over to Garfield trying to punch him however Garfield bit her hand right off with his metal shards. Kwan wrenched herself free and proceeded to TIP GARFIELD'S MOBILITY SCOOTER!!!! It was then that Kwan was about to use the finger hold when she said "I am inevitable" and suddenly Garfield did the one thing he'd been training for for months..... He stood up and said "and I hate mondays" and reversed the hold disintegrating Mrs Kwan instantly. Garfield then got back onto his mobility scooter and woke up his team members and took the children.