Thomas Sanders sides

Patton

Patton quotes!

"If you keep talking bad about yourself, I will physically fight you."

"Bippity-boppity-boo-ya"

"I love my dark strange son." 

"You shine...bright like diamond."

"Thanks, but let's call them what they are Roman...creepy-crawly death dealers."

"Oh, you poor little anxious baby."

"Well then, you might say the amount of mistakes you've made is infinitesimal."

"Welp, love has failed me."

"Anxiety can be a gloomy goober sometimes but he's still one of us."

"Of course it looks good! Why would you think it wouldn't? Do you have self-esteem issues? *gasp* Am I asking too many questions?"

"And I would be air! (L: "because you're an airhead.") Now I know you intended to hurt5 my feelings but I'm just so darn proud of you that you made a DAD JOKE!"

"Eat a cookie, and when I'm feeling dangerous *whispers* eat a second cookie."

"He doesn't make hate! He makes love!"

"You only help to lift me up, you sweet and sour misunderstood shadow-ling."

"Your shoulders were so boring to look at before."

"Adultery."

"I am the walrus!"

"How do you like me meow? Question bark."

"Hey, you like rainbows, right? Well, you always see 'em best after a bit of rain. I'm just saying because it's raining outside and you might see a KILLER rainbow!"

"Shining through? But I'm not a son I'm a dad!"

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Okay! I'm sorry! I got carried away... I just love him, and there are so many more that may be better or funnier but here are a few of my favourites or ones that just make me smile so here ya go! Leave your favourite quote from Patton in the comments it doesn't have to be one from this list. UwU. Patton is just so adorable and loving and cute and sweet and I'm running out of things to say... Yes. I just made a Patton reference sort of. Don't judge me...

Okay.

Bye.

p.s: sorry it took me so long to updat I've recently started college, I haven't had the time to write, read or even post so I'm sorry but I'll try to post as frequently as I can but because it's a new year things will be a little hectic for a couple weeks but then it should go back to normal.