HOW TO BE A FRICKIN' POTATO!!!( FOR ALL THE WEIRDOS)👌😐

Story Time

Hi I'm Corgi Legs and I am going to tell you a shortish story about what I did with my mates and how I'm a pro at the game we played.

We were playing hide and seek and i was not good at playing hide and seek. My mate Russell was counting first and I was freaking out because I didn't know what to do but that's when I remembered that my owner taught me how to be a fricking Potatoe! I mean I like potatoes but out of all the food she chose a Potatoe! In fact I am going to teach you how be a Potatoe:

1. First lie on the floor(and if your a hooman do these steps)
2. Put your knees up to your chest as much as possible
3. Grab your legs so you then look like a Potatoe!
4. But if you want to look more like a Potatoe, put a brown sheet over yourself and tuck your head in and Congratulations you are now a Potatoe!

But there is only 3 potatoes and that's me and my 2 best friends: Sarahsnake20←Please go read Sarah's book(she's also my bff) and Alpacacinno and that's their wattpad accounts and their better at writing storys than me to be honest because i have corgi legs! Anyway back to the story, so i acted like a potatoe and...it worked and i won and that's the end of that story! FINALLY!!

Hope you enjoyed it people