Months after his ascension, his ass begged for more toes, his new obsession. He had been banned after disobeying god, the true god. The god that nobody knew of but Bernie, his asshole. The asshole of true power writhed as it thought about the tens of thousands of toes, but secretly wanted more. He rose from his throne of thick thighs and man tiddies, reaching his manly arms to the sky to demand toes.
He was ready
