A man and his son are at the bar celebrating. They get quite drunk. On their way home the dad drives 10 miles over the speed limit. A cop pulls the man over. Cop says " sir, are you drunk?" Then the dad says " I swear to DRUNK I am not GOD!!"
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Drunk Driving
A man and his son are at the bar celebrating. They get quite drunk. On their way home the dad drives 10 miles over the speed limit. A cop pulls the man over. Cop says " sir, are you drunk?" Then the dad says " I swear to DRUNK I am not GOD!!"