Dear diary,
Today was amazing! We raided the top secret base in all history- area 51. Me and the crew flew all the way here and booked at the nearest hotel just so we could see them alien stri- i mean them aliens. We slept for a while and woke up at 1 to prepare for the greatest event in history of all mankind. I, one of the naruto runners, trained all day just for this. Then, it was 2:59 with only 10 seconds left. We counted down then we all stormed inside. Our theme song was playing and the guards were distracted. We successfully went in and we could not believe what we saw.
Sexy. Alien. Waitresses.
(Shutdown)
