Sex, Drugs & Niall Horan

Chapter I

Aria woke up in a freezing room, sharing a central heating system with a person whose body temperature is always burning hot is very complicated. As she stretched in bed she could already hear the giggles coming from across the hall, Harry and Madison, again. She mentally cursed her best friend and roommate as she got up to shut them up but regretted it as Aria found two half-naked human beings as physically close as possible in bed.

- "GOD ARIA! I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES TO KNOCK FIRST!" Madison was in a pretty bad mood considering she was right in the middle of sex.

-"How's it going Aria?" Of course. The amazing and delightful Harry Styles just HAD to make a cheeky ass comment.

- "Oh don't worry, love. Knocking isn't necessary since the PEOPLE IN CHINA CAN HEAR YOU! GOD! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST SHUT UP FOR ONCE! And, Harry, don't get on my nerves" 

Aria was furious, how can it be that at this horrid hours of the morning they were already fucking. In fact, it wasn't morning, it was almost noon she noted as the radio show host said after Aria turned the volume up. At least that would cover up all the sounds the other two were making.

You're probably thinking Aria's some kind of nun who's saving herself for marriage, she's not, although nothing would be wrong about that. She too goes out and gets drunk and ends up on top of guys exchanging saliva. Nothing more than that though, she'd never gotten further that a blow job and finger fucking. She just didn't feel like it.

Aria began to eat her bowl of honey Cheerios when M and Harry entered the room. They sat down next to her on the couch and she just wanted to stab them both as they began to make out. 

It's not that she felt jealous, it's just that is was too much. As if their whole relationship was based on something tangible, she knew this wasn't true, they had so much more, they were effing made for each other, but sometimes it didn't seem that way.

- "God you know I love you but can you people stop just for one shitty second!" She was really getting pissed off now.

- "A, you seriously need to get a life, get a boyfriend" M said with a tone of superiority.

-"I have a life"

- "You know what I mean" Of course she knew what Madison meant. She always meant the same thing. 'oh be like me and get a boyfriend and don't drink or smoke or do drugs or get tattoos'. But Aria also perfectly knew that she was not Madison, she was her own legal person, and therefor could do as she pleased.

- "Hey, Aria, we're gonna meet up with my band mates for lunch in a few, you can come if you like" Oh sure Harry of course she'd love to meet up with all your dimpled-rosy-cheek band mates who are all as perfect and charming as you. FUCK OFF BRO!

- "OMG yes A you should totally come!" Sure M! What else would she want to do on a Saturday!

Aria finally gave in and muttered a "whatever" earning a high pitched squeal from Madison.

So at exactly 11.00 AM Harry, Madison and a fed up Aria arrived at Nando's and were greeted by 4 other lads.

Aria knew perfectly who they were. I mean they're fucking One Direction they're everywhere, I mean literally EVERYWHERE, you couldn't not know their names.

They were all cute, you could say.

Harry introduced Aria to them and she sat down next to M as a series of greetings were aimed her way.

Once everyone had they're food the table got really loud, full of conversation in which Aria kept quiet, Madison occasionally glanced at her, signaling her to join in, but it was hopeless, A had absolutely no interest in commenting.

Although something had caught her eye. One of the boys, blue eyed, blonde dyed and covered in tattoos had not taken his eyes off of her for one second. Even as he spoke his eyes were set on her.

Aria had to admit, he was dead sexy; Oh the things she could do to that boy...

Little did she know all the things she would do...