As everyone knows bread is epic. Commonly known. Warburtons is a big boy bread company. But, there is another company called George's BBQ and pp massage. This company is Warburtons rival. George decided he wanted to kill The owner of Warburtons (Barack Obama) but George realized that if he did it himself Obama would pull out some epic anime super sain Goku roundhouse kick and end Georges puddle jumping career. After some long thinking George realized he could hire some hit-men so that Obama would be killed and Georges puddle jumping would go unscathed. George looked long and hard for some hit-men and in the end settled for the best in the businesses. Enter Peppa and Daddy pig the best hit men in the world. They were trained in the finest facilities ever created.
A week later
Peppa and Daddy penetrate the facility better than your uncle did to you all those years ago. Their mission is simple. Kill Obama, rape his lifeless body and get out alive. Peppa and daddy decide to go in through the vents. As they are shuffling along the ventilation system peppa starts to giggle. Daddy asked what was so funny and Peppa's giggle began to grow but now it was getting more sinister. Daddy began to fear whether Obama could hear them. As his worries were beginning to grow Peppa stuck her massive hard pp into Daddy's anal cavity. Daddy screamed. Daddy asked Peppa what she was doing. Peppa did not listen and kept thrusting her schlong inside Daddy. Daddy realized that Peppa was a double agent and was working with Obama. Then all daddy heard was an echoing voice saying "SHOULD I JACK OFF?". Daddy started trembling with fear as he heard booming footsteps coming closer and closer. Peppa was still inside daddy at the time thrusting inside. Obama finally came into sight and said "Thank you Peppa very cool". That would be the last thing daddy would ever hear in his life.
3 Hours Later
George was anxiously pacing across his office waiting for Peppa and Daddy to return. After a while Peppa returned with no daddy.
"Where is daddy?" said George with some worry
"He died sir Obama took him out" Peppa replied
"Did you kill Obama?" George asked
Suddenly a different but familiar voice replied saying "No she did not"
George looked up with a shocked face as Obama was there pointing a gun at him.
"Peppa how could you?" George asked
"He was a good shag." Peppa replied
George had never seen such bullshit before. It was the last thing he ever saw.
After Georges death Obama and Peppa started to do epic gamer fortnite dances on his dead body. Obama proceeded to jack off and tea bag George while doing it.
Moral of the story is don't trust a Peppa or u might not get the VICTORY ROYALE!
