"Ace, what the flipping h*ll are you doing over there"?!
Gene hissed and saw the spaced out SpaceMan, who was trying on a banana costume.
"I'm Barbie girl". "In a Barbie world".
He sang and Peter started to snicker.
"He's had too much to drink, that's for sure".
Gene rolled his eyes and reached out with his hands and tried to take the banana costume away from Ace.
"I can't get it off"!
The banana costume was too tight on Ace.
Peter found that he couldn't get it off of the lead guitarist either.
"I think you're gonna have to strip yourself and then rip it off after that".
The Catman whispered softly, as to avoid causing suspicion from the other shoppers.
Ace snickered childishly and began to unbuckle his belt, take off his pants, and then his shirt.
"Jesus fucking Christ Ace, ya didn't have to do it all the way to your boxers"!
Peter snapped with a little kitty growl in his voice.
Gene turned around and just groaned with annoyance.
Then, they heard a small child speak up.
"Mommy, What does the word "f*ck" mean"?
The mother glared at the three guys in KISS.
"A word that should not be spoken in front of a child by drunk old men".
By then, Ace had already finished getting the banana costume off of him.
He had already ran to the bathroom to use the urinal.
And then, the guys grabbed what they needed and payed for their party stuff at the front cashier.
"Let's go get something to eat, I'm starving".
Peter said as Ace chuckled playfully at the drummer and then patted him on the shoulder.
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You Make Me (Rock Hard)
FanfictionKISS is celebrating a glamorous Starchild's birthday and Ace, Peter, and Gene are planning a special occasion. They invite the fans and some of their friends to the party. Paul feels very thankful for all their hard work, and then a 21 year old girl...
