i wake next to gordnon. we in white beds that smell clean. like hospital. wait, this is hospital! i feel pain. ache pain. my head. and me legs. and everywhere. i look over to gordnon. he look hurt. he look very hurt. "gordnon, are you ok?" i ask. he no answer. "gordnon are you dead?" i ask again. i hear him groan. "what is this?!" he yell. nurse come in, she seem worry. "sir, you are at hospital." she say. "what are you?!" gordnon ask her. "i'm your nurse." she say. "no! your idiot sandwich!" he correct her. "gordnon, don't be rude." i say. "you both in critical condition." the nurse lady say. "oh." gordnon says. "but it ok." she say. "with little magic you be good." she explain. she pull out wand. "who is you?" i ask. "i am hermione granger. i am skilled magic nurse." she say. she zap gordnon with wand. "ow." he say. i laugh and spit in gordnon face. she zap me and i am healthy again. i run from gordnon, cause he has knife again. he chase me. "what does you want from me!?" i ask he. "i want your sweeter than my chocolate chip cookies self!" he say. i trip and he catch. he kidnap me and take me to he van. he tie me up and take me his kitchen. he carry me and tie to meat table. "why you do this gordnon?!" i scream. "cuz you hot and more delicious than any dish i can prepare!" he say. "no. but u me boss." i pleads. "and u me worker. i command u. i order u to love me." he command. "impossible gordnon." i say. "why u say such things. i love you." he say. "but gordnon, you didn't know i existed until yesterday!" i argues. he be mad again. he flexes knife and muscles and threaten to slice me like he slice carrot. "wait! fine!" i says. he grin wide. "you a monster." i say. "a shrekzy monster" he say with seductive tone and smirk. i smile. he come at me with bread. "is your bread burning now?!" he ask. "no, i ate yesterday from pocket." i explain. he throw bread slices at wall and grab lamb sauce. "no, not the lamb sauce!" i says. "untie me." i say. he untie. i grab whip cream and spray on he dad belly. i lick from he dad belly. "u swine." he say. he grab whip cream and spray on me apron. "not me apron! u must wash now!" i demands. "u have to take off for me wash." he say. he take off me apron. "it on ur shirt and pants too!" he say. i look down. "no it not." i say. "yes." he say, pointing to clean spot. "you can't see but i can." he explain. "ok i believe u." i say. i take off shirt and pant for him to wash. i stood in undies and bra. he smirk. "u fool! there was no whip on ur cloth!" he say. i look at he in shock. i hide behind bag of flour. gordnon tackle me. "got u." he say. he begins to lean into me but i shove off. he gesture toward knife. i sighs. he kiss me with greasy lips. he been cooking burgers, i could tell. "ew. i hate burger." i say. i push he off. "stab if u want, i leave now." i grabs wet clothes out of washer. i put on and run out. i has had enough gordnon.
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