Song: F.U.N from SpongeBob

245 2 0
                                    

Tw: Remus, fire, bombs, and death

Patton: It's not about winning, it's about fun

Virgil/Remus: What's that?

Patton: Fun is when you

Patton: Fun is it's like, it's kind of, sort of like

Patton: What is fun?

Patton: Let me spell it for you!

Patton: F is for friends who do stuff together

Patton: U is for you and me

Patton: N is for anywhere and anytime at all

Patton: Up here in the Thomas Sphere

Virgil/Remus: F is for fire that burns down the whole town

Virgil/Remus: U is for uranium, bombs

Virgil/Remus: N is for no survivors when you're-

Patton: Virgil/Remus, those things aren't what fun is all about

Patton: Now, do it like this

Patton: F is for friends who do stuff to-

Virgil/Remus: Never, that's completely idiotic

Patton: Here, let me help you

Patton: F is for friends who do stuff together

Patton: U is for you and me, try it

Virgil/Remus: N is for anywhere and anytime at all

Patton: Up here in the Thomas Sphere

Virgil/Remus: Wait, I don't understand, I feel all tingly inside

Virgil/Remus: Should we stop?

Patton: No, that's how you're supposed to feel

Virgil/Remus: Well I like it, lets do it again, (okay)

Patton and Virgil/Remus: F is for frolic through all the flowers

Patton and Virgil/Remus: U is for ukulele

Patton and Virgil/Remus: N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and sand licking , here with my best buddy

Sander Sides Song One ShotsWhere stories live. Discover now