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Uncle is now online

Uncle: hey

Uncle: hey

Uncle: hey

Uncle: hey

Alli is now online

Alli: Whattt?

Uncle: don't get sassy with me

Alli: I'm sorry, I was doing homework. Can I go back to it now?

Uncle: no, stay and talk to me

Alli: But why?

Uncle: because i'm bored as hell

Alli: Sucks to be you

Dad is now online

Dad: hey

Alli: Hey

Uncle: how was school?

Dad: who're you asking?

Alli: Boring and frustrating

Uncle: what else is new?

Uncle: and i was asking the both of you

Dad: oh. it was fine, same as always

Wade is now online

Wade: can you all shut up? I'm trying to edit

Alli: Turn off your phone then

Dad 2 is now online

Alli: MARK

Dad 2: Wow, okay, I've never seen you so happy to see me

Alli: Don't get too excited. I need help with math

Dad 2: Ah, okay. Send me pics of the problems and I'll help

Dad: need any help with science?

Alli: Nah, he never gives out homework. He hates grading stuff

Dad 2: Hey, sounds like someone we know!

Dad: shut up

Dad: so. two days. is everything ready?

Alli: Almost

Dad 2: The answer to 3 is 7, not -3

Dad 2: Wait what?

Uncle: yep. i've got everything ready

Wade: shit, I should buy my plane ticket, shouldn't I?

Alli: Wait how did you get 7?

Dad 2: PEMDAS

Alli: Shit okay

Dad: PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION

Alli: Wow okay chill dad

Dad: alli your schedule's cleared, right?

Alli: Yep, I'm free all weekend for you losers

Dad 2: Welcome to the Loser's Club

Dad 2: Now all that's left is a dancing clown

Alli: I thought that was Wade's job

Wade: harsh

Alli: Gotta go guys. Mark, keep sending me help plz

Dad 2: Fine

Uncle: i gotta go to, it's time to make dinner

Dad: goodnight guys

Alli: Night Sean

Alli is now offline
Uncle is now offline

Wade: so, how's the adoption thing going?

Dad 2: We're actually wanting to adopt a girl named Allisun

Wade: can we meet her? on Friday?

Dad: she's busy meeting up with her own friends

Dad: but we can see if she can on saturday

Wade: good. see you soon guys

Wade is now offline
Dad is now offline
Dad 2 is now offline

Happy holidays!

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