Friend: so dark humor.
Me: whats dark humor?
Friend: you fucking dumbass.
Other friend: fucking retard.
Acquaintance: you don't know what dark humor is?
Me: umm...no.
friend: this is dark humor:
kid: mom what dark humor?
mom: you see that man over there with no hands... tell him to clap.
kid: But mom im blind.
me: *laughs and feels bad about it*
*15 minutes later*
Me: Boyfriend! I learned what dark humor is!
boyfriend: oh wanna hear a joke?
me: of course
Boyfriend: how did the baby cross the road?
me: how?
boyfriend: the chicken was dragging it.
me: I don't like that one.
