exo jokes,scenario and one shots taking request

Exo spg scenario

ihanda niyo na ang mga ovaries niyo sa sobrang byuntae nitong scenario na ito hahahah

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Scenario: kayo ng bias mo nanonood ng the lucky one(haha panoorin niyo) tapos may kissing scene or should I say bed scene tapos sinabi nila sayo

suho: *winks at you* wanna use expensive condom?

Kai:*touches your tigh at tumatayo ang eiffel tower niya* YOU.ME.BED.NOW.OR.ELSE!

Sehun:ayoko thayo gutho ko kay lulu lang

Luhan:*smirks at you* wanna see my manly side on the bed babe

Baekhyun:ipapakita ko eyeliner ko sayo malaki to

Chanyeol: Baek were gonna have threesome with (_______-ah)

Kris:i will show my huge galaxy to you babe masarap ang buhay dun(a/n: sure my galaxy king ilan inches ba yan mwohaha)

Lay: wait..... Oh my are they playing twister??...ohmo who are you ?? Are you gonna rape me??(a/n:oo I re rape kita!)

Chen: *troll laugh* hahahaha babe akin ka lng *kisses your tighs*

Tao: *rips gucci condoms* babe ikaw naagsuot sa wushu stick ko

D.O: anong gusto mong flavor ng condom?? Pili ka sa dalawa, kimchi o samgyeopsal (a/n: kimchi para maaghang)

Xiumin: I wanna slap your baozis hard*insert a evil laugh*

.

.

.

#byunfowevah

~elle~

Galaxyking'squeen

Guyth please read my book Vampire love Werewolf few of the characters were exo haha

Vote,comment,share and nutella spread