Short thing based off the song "Shut up Sam" which you should all listen to it's on youtube, just type Shut Up Sam in the search thingy it should come up. Anyway one of the comments said someone should write the fic so i did. It took me like fifteen minutes so don't judge, I just thought it was kinda funny.
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Sam stood awkwardly, having just told Dean that he should tell Cas what he felt. Dean was getting pissed, he took a deep breath and started his rant.
“I’m saving people, hunting things, I like my gig, though it sometimes brings some complications. Sammy, I swear romance isn’t on that list! Why do you insist that I insist, for the thousandth time there’s nothing there! Sam, I don’t like Cas! I mean I know he’s got a really great- I mean no he’s just a friend we work together for God’s sake! And yeah, he pulled me out of hell, but he did that for you as well. Your point’s invalid. Nothing’s gonna make me say something that’s not true. Okay he always comes for me- hey not like that you pervy freak! God, Sam! What the hell is your problem! I thought you were the mature one here! Honestly, we’re only friends. It’s totally normal that he spends so much time with me. Anyone can see, one look at us and it’s totally clear that our bond’s platonic, the flirting’s ironic, we’re not in love. Shut up! Yeah, okay I kept the coat, but that’s no reason for you to gloat. That wasn’t weird and anybody else would do the same. We only stand so close together ‘cause Cas doesn’t know any better. He doesn’t understand personal space! I’m not to blame. I don’t know where you’re getting this I- no dude we’ve never kissed! We look at each other all the time. What is eye contact now a crime? Sam just cut it out, god damn. Why can’t you just understand that our bond’s platonic, the flirting’s ironic, we’re not in love. Shut up!”
Sam, who had been trying not to laugh this entire time, chuckled.
“Did you rehearse that, Dean?”
“What? No!”
“Maybe you should write a song,” Sam laughed.
