Funny random storys.

The one thing

Ok so here's another story I heard about myself. So this ones from high school. So in high school, I had this teacher named Mr.Macnamera. He also has a son named Jake Macnamera. So Mr.Macnamera, was an asshole. One weekend, he and his wife decided to go out of town, which you should never do, if your an asshole. So Jake decided that he was going to host a party that night. So one by one, me and my friends called everyone up. So we decided to go over, and destroy the place. So, when I got to the party, everyone I ever knew was there. And everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world. Like it was world war 2 and a doctor was coming to saw everyone's legs off. So I was down stairs, holding a red cup, you know from the movies And this one kid decided to take a running start, and threw his body on the pool table and broke it in half. This other kid found out which room was Mr.Macnamera's, and took a shit on his computer So the party was going great So apparently, at some point someone yelled "something something police" and In a moment of drunk word association, I yelled "Fuck da police. Fuck da police." And everyone joined in. 100 drunk white children screaming fuck da police So the reason someone had said something something police, was because the police was there. So when the officer came down, he looked over a sea of drunk white toddlers screaming fuck da police in his face And he was almost impressed But then he said "Aight get the paddy wagon"And my friend John grabes a glass bottle, threw it against the ground and yelled "scatter!" And we all ran in different directions I ran into the laundry room, jumped up on the washer, climbed threw the window, ran through the back yard, came across a chain link fence and thought: *I've never climbed a fence that high before* and then I woke up at home I ran into the laundry room, jumped up on the washer, climbed threw the window, ran through the back yard, came across a chain link fence and thought: *I've never climbed a fence that high before* and then I woke up at home So on Monday, I went to school cause that's what we did back then When I got there I came across a nervous Jake Macnamera, and he came up to me and asked "where you at my party on Friday?"And I said no You know, like a lier And he said "well things got really out of hand. Someone broke the pool table... Someone took a shit on my dad computer... But worst of all, someone took these antique picture of my grandmother and my parents are freaking out about it"And I'm the moment, I had a thought that only black out drunks can have. *did I do that?* And I thought, no. No I wouldn't have done that But I was never sure Until about 3 years later So I was over with my friend Ben from high school And we where playing video games for a few hours And he said "c'mere I want to show you something" so he led me to his room, and another room off of his room, never a good thing to have Inside, it was a small room filled wall to wall with stolen antique pictures from all the party's over the years And I said *why.... why do you do this?* And he said Cause it's the one thing you can't replace.