hysteria || ʸᵃⁿᵈᵉʳᵉᵎᵇᵃᵏᵘˢᵠᵘᵃᵈ

skeet & skote

❝you were my

oxygen and now it's

hard to breathe.❞

MOOD: GLEEFUL, NAIVE

❝HOW COME FRIDGE HAS A 'D', BUT REFRIGERATOR DOESN'T?" Y/N asked, marking about the thirteenth dumb question she's asked in this period. Twiddling a pencil in her fingers, she was currently making two small sticks formed on her table duke it out to the death for her entertainment.

"Kinda like how I have one and you don't." Kenji replied smugly, watching the female whip around in an instant to glare at him. It was the last period and Aizawa had given up on teaching a while back, so everyone was just chilling out until the bell rang.

"You may have a 'd', but I radiate more dick energy." She beamed, turning to another classmate. "Shinsou, back me up here." Yawning, the either depressed and/or sleepless male, nodded his head with his arms crossed over his chest, exhaling a deep breathe.

"Big facts."

"See!" The brunette cackled, leaning back in her chair to throw her head back in laughter. However, a small tap on her foreword make her eyes open.

"Yo Kami-narly, you look different upside down." She snickered before sitting up and turning towards him. He gave a grin before shrugging.

"Probably. But you know where I'd look even better?" He egged on, gaining a shrug from the female.

"Where?"

"On a date with you." He gave a wink, and Kenji had to use the full extent of his quirk to not burst out wheezing at the poor blonde's attempt of a pickup line, especially since it was directed at his dumb as fuck best friend. Blinking a couple of times, she came back to reality and gave a huge grin, chuckling.

"Alright, that was good. But I'll do you one better." The rest of the BakuSquad behind the two talking suddenly stopped to look at their blond friend, mostly in shock that a girl didn't whack him for breathing, much less flirting. "Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas this year." With a sly smile, she stared at the male, who was grinning up a storm but kept a narrowed gaze at her.

"I've waited centuries for a moment like this." He ushered, leaning forwards. "I'll hit you with the best in my artillery." Still on looking and eavesdropping with shocked and concerned expressions, the Bakusquad watched as one of their soldiers fought for his life with the pretty whitette.

"Oh my god."

"No girl has spoken to him for this long."

"So miracles do happen, huh."

"WHAT. THE. FUCK."

Ignoring the surprise behind him, he dished out pick up lines, but Y/N threw them back just as good.

"I'm going to complain to Spotify about you not being on this week's hottest singles."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for."

"Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"HOLY FUCK!" A voice screamed, making the group turn towards it, and scaring most of the class. Crimson eyes glared at the electric blonde, but found themselves glued angrily to the brunette, who gave a grin as she stared right back. "You fuckers disgust me. I'm leaving."