It was bright.
Too bright.
Toaster-Chan groaned as the blinding light infiltrated the dusty blinds. He lay there, unmoving, entranced by the harmonic bird tweeting. It was mesmerising. A thought entered his head. School...
Toaster-Chan grunted sadly, another day at his own shit-hole. It was 7:00 AM, he had woken up before his alarm due to the suns rays. He had time to mess about, and he knew exactly what he was going to do. Like most boys, early in the morning, Toaster-Chan had morning wood.... his cord was hard. Ever since his outlet was confiscated, Toaster-Chan had to revert to more primitive methods of getting off. He had to jerk it. Toaster-Chan quietly creeped to the door to check no one else was awake. He stood just behind his door...Silence. He saw this was his chance. He crept quietly to the bathroom, avoiding every creaky floor board, he didn't want to give himself away. He snuck past his parents room, mommy and daddy toaster were still asleep. He peaked through the door, there were rubber packets on the floor, and he could smell electrical discharge. Ever since his ass hole of a stepdad moved in, Toaster-Chan's life had become a hell hole. He would hear them having sex each night. Sometimes his mom wouldn't even want to have sex, but he forced his plug into her outlet. It was disgusting.
Toaster-Chan crept into the bathroom. He locked the door. He was ready. He layed out the rubber clothe to discharge onto so his elecum wouldn't spread anywhere. He looked about for his phone... he didn't bring it. Toaster-Chan cursed under his breath. He had to do it without his phone. He thought ,"This is ok.. I'll just think of Outlet-Chan... she's so hot". He faltered at the end of his sentence. He didn't really find Outlet-Chan atractive, he never really found any girl outlets attractive, they weren't his type. He definitely wasn't gay though.. he was sure of this. At least he thought he was sure.
Toaster-Chan started yanking his cord, he tried to think of sliding his plug in and out of Outlet-Chan's 3 prong holes. It wasn't doing anything for him. He tried to think about other people in his electrical appliances school. TV-Chan had amazing coulours and had great output and input, but still nothing. Suddenly he thought of the new foreign exchange student. Bath-Chan. He was handsome, kind, funny, loved by everyone. But Toaster-Chan was too shy to talk to him. Toaster-Chan thought about his curves, his great storage capacity. His cord was growing and getting harder. He kept on tugging. He thought about sticking his plug into Bath-Chan's faucets and discharging deep inside his pipes. He could feel that he was getting closer to discharging. He tugged harder and faster to the thought of sticking his plug in Bath-Chan's water. His entire body tensed up as he discharged the most amount of Watts he had ever seen. Feel good electrical signals flew around his body and he collapsed. His knees were too weak to stand. That was the best discharge he ever had. He was sat there dreaming about Bath-Chan, when he heard a knock at the door.
"Toaster-Chan, sweetie, are you ok in there? I thought I heard something fall over."asked his mom through the thin oak door. Toaster-Chan stood up flustered, rubber coth in hand with his discharge all over it. He was blushing hard and was panickin about where to put his cloth. "Yeah- yeah mom, I- I'm ok.. you don't have to worry", he spoke hurriedly, wishing she'd step away from the door. "Ok sweetie, I'm going to go back to bed now. Call if you need anything", replied his mom suspiciously through the door. Toaster-Chan's face was bright red and he felt warm all over. He felt like he almost died. He felt so embarassed. But he also felt content, because he had finally realised something. He realised he was gay, and that there wasn't anything wrong with him because he didn't like girls. He stood up, a new energy coursing through him. He stood proud and triumphantly.... and uttered the words,"Yep, I'm gay and I'm coming for you men ;)".
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Bath-Chan x Toaster-Chan
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