WhatsApp Group Chat
'Cersei is a Bitch'
with Beth, Dana and Jane
Jane
girls girls
guess what i just realized
Dana
you're in love with richard madden
Jane
you say it as though you're not in love with the man
Beth
aren't we all, though?
Dana
hmm guess you're right
well, except for vera
she sees him as a brother
Vera
if you're asking me to set you up on a date with him, i won't because if you girls start blabbing things to him, he'll start wondering why i'm friends with you
and then i'll have to cancel our friendship because richard's more precious
Jane
DON'T YOU DARE
dana started it
dana started this whole thing
Dana
oh don't act like that wasn't what you were going to say
Jane
actually it wasn't
Dana
Jane
stop sending me memes, dana
my phone's getting clogged up with all the memes you've sent me in the past week
anyway
guess what i just realized
Beth
what?
Jane
all of our names only have four letters in them
Beth
jane
Jane
hmm?
Beth
are you high
Dana
i'm with beth on this
did you have too much to drink or something, baby jane
Vera
oh god no don't call her that otherwise she's going to start singing rod stewart's baby jane
Jane
oh we should have karaoke night when we're all together again
and no i'm not drunk or high or whatever
i just had an epiphany
Dana
well that's some epiphany alright
Vera
dana, be nice
Jane
why thank you, vera
see, at least vera acknowledged the epiphany i had
Beth
did your date turn sour again, jane
Jane
sometimes i hate how you girls can see right through my cover-ups
Dana
okay who's the bastard i'm gonna have to slap
Jane
just some guy i ran into at the grocery store
Vera
what's his name?
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