Big Money, Quick Plan

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“The money is getting low, so what’s next”, said Victor as he stared blankly at the television.  Christian and William sat there in silence. Then Christian said with an exhale, “Well, I surely don’t feel like robbing another bank, we were lucky to get away with it last time.” Victor leaned forward on the recliner and put his head in his hands. “We could all just get jobs like normal people”, said William. Victor shot his eyes in William’s direction and scoffed loudly. Then he said, “Are you freaking serious?! How the hell are we going to make it off a stupid salary?! Our blow habit can’t be supported by a job, and Christian’s gold digging girlfriend can jack off a salary in one day!” “Hey, leave Sasha out of this, she’s just a little spoiled that’s all. And I’ve tried to tell you guys to kick the coke anyways, I did it, I know you all can too”, retorted Christian. 

“Chris you are so full of it! You act like she’s the best thing in the world and you are mean as hell to her, though you give her what she wants. You have issues with being nice to women in the first place, and she’s still in control”, said Victor.  “You’re just a sissy, and you only kicked because Sasha threatened to leave you, she keeps your balls safely in her purse”, replied William in a snarky tone. Christian rolled his eyes and snapped, “Both of you can go to hell! At least my girl isn’t a whore, and that’s all you guys can get!”  Victor laughed loudly and stomped his feet. William then did the same thing. “Aww, he’s upset! Hey dude, I’ll take one of my whores over that resource-draining leech of a companion you have any time of the day”, conversed Victor.  Christian threw a beer can at Victor and laughed.

William intently sat forward and said, “How about we kidnap someone for money?”  The room went quiet.  “Are you insane, or are you just stupid Bill”, said Christian with a look of bewilderment on his face, “You must really be in love with the idea of being someone’s prison bitch.”   Victor sat to the edge of the recliner and spoke calmly, “You know, that may not be such a bad idea.” William then cut in, “Yeah! We could scope out a posh neighborhood shopping center, watch for someone vulnerable going to a super expensive vehicle, snatch a petite rich bitch, and have the family pay up!”  Christian shook his head in disbelief.  “How are we going to kidnap someone, actually let them leave alive, and not manage to go to jail”, asked Christian.

He stood up and faced his two friends, and added, “I’m not killing anybody!”  William threw his hands up in a flustered manner, “Who said anything about killing anybody?! We get a chick, keep her blind folded, we keep on masks when dealing with her, she could stay in the dark back room with no lights, and she’d never to be able to identify us when we release her.” Christian’s expression dropped, “Now do you actually think that remedial ass plan is going to work?”  Victor sliced in on the conversation, “I actually think it’s a great plan. We’d never have to hurt anybody. We’d get her here, wait until the family is really desperate after a few weeks, and then make our demand. They’d be so happy she’s alive that they’d pay any amount.” “I don’t want anything to do with kidnapping anybody, I’d rather get a regular job, hell, I think I’d rather rob another bank than do something that dumb!”

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