I groan hearing Eddies gay watch go off. 'Turn it off!' I feel around my desk grabbing my glasses, I put them on as Eddie snaps the polaroid camera, I groan. 'Why would you do that?' He answers. 'You got a photo of me, it's only fair.' I flip him off. 'Blow me.' He rolls his eyes. 'You wish.' I joke. 'Yeah, you're right.' I get up walking into the bathroom getting dressed, I came back in to see Eddie taking his pills. 'You know something else could go down your throat.' He rolled his eyes as we walk downstairs. I grab some lunch from the fridge grabbing a cupcake as breakfast, Eddie says. 'How do you get away with that? Isn't your dad a dentist?'
I put my finger on his lips. 'Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. My teeth are fucked already, ok? Good thing we understand.' He laughs a bit pushing my finger away. 'Germs! Seriously you do god knows what with those fingers.' I smirk. 'Ask your mum.' He shakes his head. 'That's so gross.' We walk out the door as I hear my mum vomiting, I say to Eds. 'Wait up for 5 seconds.' He nods. 'I can help?' I nod as we walk upstairs to see her hunched, I grab her some water and say. 'Going to school mum, love you.' I kiss her cheek just to try and be a good and supporting son, Eddie and I walk to school as I see Bowers gang, Eddie and I walk to class quickly a bit early, we laugh sitting next to eachother. We laugh a bit joking around, I start scribbling on my book bored as I write "R +" Eddie shoves me. 'Who's your crush?' I stammer covering my book. 'Your mum!'
He goes to grab my book as I yell. 'No means no!' He sighs. 'I'm your best friend, can you at least tell me what they're like?' I nod. 'Short, nice, sooo cute! I just want to pinch their cheeks and wrap them in my arms and cuddle them and then...suck on their neck and fuck them into my mattress.' Eddie seems a bit off to it but tries to play it off cool. 'Gotta let me meet them some time.'
I joke. 'You know them?' He looks a little sad. 'Really?' I nod. 'Yep, you can't know yourself.' I wink joking, he laughs a bit, to be honest...it is Eddie. I love him. He's my best friend and it's weird...I'm a guy and so is he...I hate it but... getting with Eddie wouldn't be so bad... I ask. 'You like anyone Eds?' He nods. 'Yeah, but call me that again and I won't tell you.' I nod silently. 'Tell me!' He sighs. 'Well they have beautiful black fluffy hair, big glasses and always know how to make me laugh, I just... they'd hate me if they knew though.' I sigh. 'Same, are you staying at my house tonight?' He nods. 'Yep, for a week, the fall was really bad.' I nod. 'Just like yours.' He says confused. 'What fall?'
I answer with a smirk. 'When you feel for me.'

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Fuckface ♡ Richie X Eddie ♡
FanfictionRichie and Eddie were best of friends and Eddie even felt close to Richies parent's, his mother didn't mind Mr and Mrs Tozier but the real problem Is Richie and the way he acts.