Billy is your regular, everyday alpaca. He just strolls in the ocean does whatever he gotta do and not give a fuck, because he's an alpaca. However, one day when he was eating his humans and stuff, he bit into a radioactive spider. His alpaca senses started to tingle and he began to slowly mutate, but Billy doesn't give a fuck because he's an alpaca. As Billy carries on with his day he started to sprout wings and his fur starts to turn blue. This isn't like Spiderman or something . This is the real deal.
So it starts to transition to night when suddenly, Alex the kangaroo hops in and starts picking a fight with little, old Billy. Alex loves to fight; that's what he's all about. Alex dashes in and swings a punch at Billy the hits directly under his litte chinny chin chin. But Billy doesn't care, Alex's punches don't hurt him anymore, since Billy is like a super alpaca now.
This sequence repeats for about one more year. During this time period, Billy has been evolving like a Pokemon or something. Now, Billy isn't your ordinary, everyday alpaca anymore. Billy is a blue- furred, rainbow - winged, panda - slaying, shark- riding, buff, pimp ass ....... turtle. Yea. Billy is now a turtle.
Since Billy is no longer an alpaca, he begins to care about things like how good is make up looks and whether his dress makes him look fat and shit. Billy is a big pussy who is afraid of tissues. Although his new- found power and traits make him sound badass, Billy can't do anything anymore since he can only like in water bottles. Just by eating a spider, he single- handedly ruined his life.
Moral Of Story : Be careful what kind of food you eat <3
Stay safe, kids ;)
