False God

Panty sniffing and One-way mirrors

Ioana woke up in her houseboat one morning because she was cold. Yes, you read that correct – a houseboat. A house that is a boat. Amazing, right? Well not really when there is a zombie apocalypse happening. Ioana was alone on this wee houseboat, except for Zoella who was locked in the basement. 

She had all that she needed – she hoarded cans of Peppa pig spaghetti and ate that mixed with some raw fish every day for every meal. It was basically like vegetarian sushi. 

Anyway, Ioana woke up and was cold, she was so cold she was almost shivering. She looked down to see why and realized that her pug (actually it was zoella's pug but whatever) Nala had eaten the thong underwear she was using as a blanket. She barely had any left because the dog kept eating them – she was beginning to suspect that Nala has a panty sniffing fetish. 

She looked out the window and realized that the sun was already beginning to shine so she got out of bed. She was wearing a twenty one pilots blurryface 2016 tour shirt because Josh and Tyler are her smol beans. She wondered whether they had gotten mauled by zombies yet. It didn't really matter, cause she had already downloaded all their music on the iphone she stole from Zoella.

As Ioana sat down on her kitchen bench with her breakfast (Peppa pig spaghetti with some squid that she had found floating on the surface of the ocean yesterday). As she looked at her One Direction poster, she realized how lonely she was. She realized hat she missed talking to people. She wanted to be held and to be loved, but the only person on this boat together with her was z- no. No, that would never happen. She would never talk to Zoella. The thought of it made her want to vomit.

Regardless, Ioana found herself in the basement watching Zoella through the one-way mirror. Zoella was sitting on the floor pretending to film a leg hair braiding tutorial. Without meaning to, she starts to fantasize of what would happen if the two of them were locked into this room together... would they have a connection? Would they be friends? Would they be... more than friends? Would Zoella start touching her sensually, whisper sweet things in her ear as- Ioana lets out a load moan due to her imagination and only realized when its too late. She is awoken from her fantasy and sees oella as her head snaps up towards the mirror. She looks unsure, scared. 

"ello?" she says with her squeaky voice and british accent. 

"anywoan 'ere?". She looks frightened, and it makes Ioana sad - she feels bad for Zoella. She feels bad for the girl she's hated as long as she can remember, the girl she has locked in her basement... This can't be good.