How to be Kung Fu Panda Characters

Po Ping

So, you want to be Po Ping? If you don't, skip this chapter.

1. Eat. No matter how thin or fat you are, if you want to be like Po, you've gotta eat. He loves food, and would most probably choose it over anything (except family and friends). Wanna be Po? Love food. Going on a road trip? Ask for something to eat. Going to the beach? ask for something to eat. Going to space? Ask for something to eat.

2. Love your family. Po loves his family, and would do (almost) anything to protect them. Don't argue with your family, love them. They brought you into this world, cherish it. Choose them over anything.

3.  Love your Friends. Your friends are awesome. They're there for you all the time. So you be there for them.

4. Act awkward at the right times. There's a right time to be awkward, and a wrong time. A right time would be if someone asked you out on a date. This is what you say: "Umm.. i.. i err.. i would love to.. hehe." Say it in a shaky tone, and look away from the person, and rub the back of your neck. A wrong time would be when someone is sad. Comfort them, and give them space if they need it, don't be all "Umm.. are.. are you okay... M-monkey?.. (idk)" This will make them feel even worse, because, considering the state they are in, they would probably be feeling a bit insecure. So, being awkward around them would make them feel as if they are a bad person and not easy to talk to.

5. Once you've got a goal, stick to it. Po is a very, (very x6) determined character. He stuck to Kung Fu when no-body believed in him. Got an assignment you need to work on? Do it and let absolutely no-one stop you. You will get that assignment done on time.

6. Mumble. Po, when nervous, guilty or unsure, mumbles. So, say you accidentally broke something, stand next to the broken piece of something and look around nervously, when someone asks what happened, say something like this: "Um, well, i just.. it just knock-- (inaudible because to jumbled and quiet)" Make sense? Good.

7. Exaggerate. If you and your friends are at the beach or something, and someone kicks a beach ball really high, do this: "*eyes widen* That was AWESOME! HAHA!" Try and incorporate this speech in everyday life.

8. Be insecure at the best of times. At the best times, when people aren't stressed or sad themselves, Act just a bit insecure, but not too much as to agitate people.

9. Admire people you know are higher than you. If your teacher is really smart, pay attention to them while they teach. If your parents are giving you advice, cherish it and use it to your advantage.

10. Respect people. Po is not arrogant, he respects people no matter who or what they are unless they have disrespected him. Though of course, Po always gives people second chances. No more than that, or people will think your too soft and you can't say no. Be as soft as a cloud but be ready to bring the thunder. (see what i did there)

                                           Notes

 -catch phrases are always a go-to thing for Po, so let it be a go-to thing for you as well.

-Don't eat too much. Though i only care for myself, i still don't want  you to get diabetes. Do not eat if you are full, as you will most likely vomit and someone will have to go out of their way to clean up  something that you just ate. Disgusting.

- If, say, your parents are abusive, call someone about that, don't hide it and love your parents anyway. That's just wrong.

- Don't hate on this page, because i wrote it and i am always right.