"SO WHAT IF I DO?!" He screamed in retort.
"YOU JUST ADMITTED IT!"
"SHUT UP!"
At the worst of times; Shrek walked out. "Was somebody calling my name?" He spoke, his little whisps of hair flowing in the wind. Kazuichi screamed and collapsed onto the ground. Shrek ran over.
Shrek looked into his eyes and picked Kazuichi up, he deeply blushed through his shrexy green skin. "You okay, laddie?" His sweet onion breath tickled every one of Kazuichi's senses.
He shook his head as his pink hair bounced. "Hey now, whats wrong?" Shrek forced a smile as he talked, trying to comfort the baby in his arms. "Well.. I'm not telling you, ogre!"
"Yes! I am an orge! What does that matter?!"
"Because you're scary and smelly!"
"Well on the inside I'm different! Ogre's have layers like.. ONIONS!"
"Don't you have a family anyway?!"
"Fiona left me.. And took the kids.."
"Oh, I'm so sorry.."
Silence fell over the two as they stared into each other's eyes.
"That just means I have more room to experiment," Shrek smirked as he spoke. "Fiona didn't except that I was bishrexual. How about we go to my room and talk?" Kazuichi nodded nervously and pulled his beanie over his face. They both walked inside the building, forgetting Sonia and Gundham. They entered the elevator and pratically had to cuddle to fit in at the same time. As the doors pryed shut Shrek gave Kazuichi a deep, passionate kiss and stroked his strawberry pink hair. "Ever since I laid eyes on you I fell in love, laddie." Shrek took a long pause and continued. "I've been meaning to ask something importa-" He was cut off by the ding of the elevator.
