Shigeo: So let me get this straight. You guys are being hunted by a massively multi-million-dollar corporation who makes Japanese role-playing games? And under constant attack by assassins who can turn into inanimate objects? All the while you guys try to fend them off by also turning into inanimate objects and do battle by repeatedly beating each other until you eventually win and have to repeat the process over and over again?
Morgana: Well it sounds less epic when you put it like that, but yes.
Joker: That's basically what happens around here.
FEMC: One time we broke the space-time continuum and had to chase down the 100 Joker clones that were running round.
Makoto: Ren-
Joker: Harem Fucker
Makoto: Harem Fucker. That sounds a bit hard to believe.
Joker: Would you refer I explain what happened from the beginning?
Makoto: Yes
(A/N): Yes
Tetsuya: Yes
Morgana: Yes
FEMC: Yes
Dog: Woof (Yes)
Shigeo: Yes
Joker: Very well then. Buckle up because this going to be long and poorly paced one. It all started at the museum
