Virginia trying to convince Maryland there not real

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Virginia:Hey M A RY

Maryland, sighing: What

Virginia:Are you sure you actually exist?

Maryland:What do you mean?

Virginia:I mean... Are you sure you exist..?

Maryland:I mean I thoyght about stuff like that sometimes but why?

Virginia:Well Just wanted to let you know because I'm pretty sure you aren't real, I mean no other state besides me talks to you a lot.

Virginia:So maybe your just my hallucination?

(Virginia walks away)

Maryland:Is he.. Wait is he right?

Maryland: DELAWARE!!

(Delaware ignores Mary)

Maryland: West..?

(Also ignores Mary)


Maryland:Oh no

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