Stray Kids Groupchat [COMPLETED]

#76

hoes mad

Minho:
I mean it's crazy~
We finish each other's

Jisung:
SANDWICHES

Minho:
That's what I was gonna say!

Seungmin:
I've never met someone who's as dumb as fuck like u~

Hyunjin:
Two!
Both of you!

Jisung:
Rude

Minho:
In my defence Jisung made me do it
Also
I was expecting this from Seungmin
Not
hYuNjiN

Hyunjin:
Huh?
Oh sorry
Seungmin took my phone
What's going on?

Jisung:
JEONGINS KIDNAPPED

Hyunjin:
WAIT WHAT

Seungmin:
Istg

Jisung:
Jk he's with Minho

Seungmin:
THATS JUST AS BAD

Jisung:
OH BITCH U WANNA GO?!?

Minho:
iM riGht hErE hOw cAn I bE wiTh jEoNgiN-

Hyunjin:
OooOoOoH drama
Fight fight fight fight!

Seungmin:
I expect better from u jinnie
You've been hanging out with Felix too much

Minho:
Someone's jelly 😏

Hyunjin:
U decided to date me 🤷‍♂️
Not myself
Although I do seem pretty attractive

Jisung:
Will u once and for all shut up about how handsome u are?

Minho:
So uh
This argument will take v long with their big egos

Hyunjin:
U just jelly cuz u don't have these looks

Minho:
Hey Seungmin wanna do something?

Jisung:
My eyes nose and mouth look beautiful individually

Seungmin:
Sure
Coffee?

Jisung:
Yours suck but are arranged ok

Hyunjin:
So ur saying u just look like a 5 year olds scrapbook they did in art class

Minho:
ok yeah
Where?

Jisung:
nO iM nOt
I'm just beautiful as an individual

Hyunjin:
I think you'd look much better in a group
That way people can hide you since ur so short

Seungmin:
Soul cup?
I've been craving stuff from there

Jisung:
IM NOT SHORT
Also since when did ur target start to be me rather than Changbin
Cuz he's just trash

Minho:
Ok pick u up at 3

Hyunjin:
At least he's bUfF

Jisung:
Oh I'm buff alright
U just haven't seen it 😉

Hyunjin:
This is why ur a hoe
U flirt wayyyy to much 🙄

Seungmin:
Ok sure
Damn how do we get their attention

Jisung:
Says the one who currently has like 50 boyfriends

Minho:
Idk we just literally planned a "date" and now I regret it

Hyunjin:
I DO NOT
At least I have great taste
And guess what ur not one of them

Jisung:
Why would I want to be one of them
I'd rather date myself than date u

Seungmin:
Ok this is gonna sound gross
But it'll help stop them spamming the gc
Just go along with it

Hyunjin:
oH rEaLLy
So u just gonna throw Minho out of the park now?

Jisung:
yOu fUcKerR
nO?!???

Minho:
Why are they so good at arguing oh my god
Ok

Hyunjin:
Then date me ;)

Jisung:
🤮🤮🤮
This is what I mean by yOU FLIRT WITH PPL NOT ME

Seungmin:
Ok here goes nothing

Hyunjin:
At least I can dance better

Seungmin:
Minho hyunggg what time are we going to the cafe?

Jisung:
HOE U CANT EVEN RAP
GET ON MY LEVEL BEFORE U COMMENT

Hyunjin:
JISUNG U BETTER SHUT UR MOUTH
pause

Minho:
I'll pick u up at 3 ok minnie?? 💗
Uwu ur so cute

Seungmin:
Ok Minho hyungggg bring ur sweater!!
I wanna wear it it's cold outside 🥺

Minho:
Aww ok I'll get ur favourite one
See u soon bby!❤️❤️

Jisung:
Did u fuckers just plan a date?

Seungmin:
Mmhm
Is there a problem?

Hyunjin:
Uh
yES?!?
Ur our BOYFRIENDS

Minho:
Doesn't mean that we can't have a date
Also Minnie's so cute rn I wanna squish him

Seungmin:
☺️

Jisung:
THIS BEHAVIOUR IS NOT ALLOWED
NO NO NO

Minho:
Why? U jelly?

Hyunjin:
OF COURSE
ARE U NOT GONNA FUCKING BRING US ALONG
WE WANT FOOD OK

Seungmin:
Eye-
They just care abt food

Minho:
Do we actually have to meet now?

Seungmin:
Yes and ur paying
Now hurry up slowpoke

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i am so sorry for it being late
i have this fcking cold and it's pissing me off cuz i feel like i don't even want to move

stay warm fellow stays! Don't catch a cold!!