"what is your gender?" you ask.
"snails" i say.
"your gender cannot be snails! what is in your pants?" you reply.
"snails" i repeat.
"show me that you have snails in your pants, then!" you reply, believing you have bested me.
i pull down my pants, and to your horror, you see hundreds of snails crawling over my legs. you soon realize you cannot see any flesh. a second later, you scream in horror, for you realize my legs are made of snails. the snails are attracted to your screams. they crawl over to you with immense speed, quickly devouring you. you become a snail and join the lost souls that have been turned into snails. i pull my pants up, and you silently cry, slowly crawling around as my legs as your fate.
