Being a YouTuber kinda sucks.
I mean, it's a great job to have on the side but the fans... Jeez.
I have Wattpad and stupid apps like that so I can read some of the worst fanfictions, that were written by 14 year old girls that may or may not have, been on their period while writing them.
I one day, kinda sadly actually, found Danplan fan fiction. Yeah, I was shocked at first but then realised that I shouldn't be surprised. I looked at the titles until I found "Steven x Hosuh"
Wow, they couldn't even spell my name right. I knew it was going to be bad so I decided to read it.
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"chapter one. the enconter.
It was just a average day in danplan sity. Hosuh was working at his job at the very very good coffee shop he worked at. One dag he saw a man come in with a purple Mohawk. He was very scary to Hosuh."
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I snickered to myself at this awful writing but I was also kind of offended that Hosuh would be scared of me. I thought I was a pretty normal and nice guy in real life, but I guess whomever wrote this just thought I was always a stabby person.
I didn't feel like reading the whole thing so I just skipped to the end that had a really cleshè ending.
After reading the end of that I looked through and found WAY more fanfictions about me and Hosuh. They were so bad that I decided to show Daniel so we could laugh at them together. Not gonna lie, Hosuh is pretty cute and I love hugging him but only in a friend way.
"Daniel!" I yelled.
"What!?"
"I need to show you something!"
I heard Dan sigh and then he stumbled into my room.
"It's 7 at night and I just wanna watch TV so this better be good."
"Check this out." I said smirking while holding up my phone for him to see. He chuckled at the story and we ended up reading them until 9 when Hosuh came home.
We were so stuck up pissing ourselves laughing so I decided to make fun if what Hosuh said to me in the Fan fiction.
"Oh Stephen, I know that in this story I've met you once and sweet little Hosuh barely knows you, but... Will you kiss me?" I teased.
Daniel rolled back laughing.
"Oh my gosh, that's a great impression of Hosuh!" He said tearing up a little.
If only we had noticed the small silver headed boy listening to our teasing.
Hosuh hates getting made fun of but unlike the fanfictions he has got some resilience. Eventually me and Dan almost puked from how bad the stories were so we went to bed.
The next morning I got up and saw Hosuh sitting at the table.
"Buenos días!" I said walking over to Hosuh.
"How is my pequeño bean doing?"
Hosuh stayed silent.
"Hello...? Hosuh? Earth to kitty cat!"
"What do you want?" Hosuh hissed.
"Woah, someone woke up on the wrong side if the litter box." I teased.
"Why do you keep teasing me!" Hosuh cried while turning to face me.
"You ligit have a beanie that has cat ears on it."
"No, not that..." He said quietly.
"Huh? What did I say then?"
"Um... y-you were making fun of me last night with Daniel..." he said with a light blush dusting his cheeks.
"Huh, wait... Holy shit, HOLY SHIT." I bursed out laughing.
"N-no me and Daniel were reading cringy Fan fiction." I smiled.
Hosuh's face went a bright pink.
"T-then why did you say my name?"
I giggled to myself then showed him the Fan fiction and his face somehow got even redder the more he read.
I kept giggling to myself until he gave me back my phone.
"I-I, um read enough." He shyly chuckles.
"Should we make this story come true?" I teased smirking.
He looked up at me strangely before saying.
"Stephen, Daniel died in that story."
Hosuh is so innocent and pure so instead of telling him what I meant I pulled out a butter knife and handed it to him. He gave me a confused but also shocked look.
"Well, every stupid fanfìction has to start somewhere. "
