South Park: Aunnie

chapter three: The Pretty girl

Kenney's pov

I have to admit, Aunnie was super sexy. But I saw her sister, and i thought wow! She was super pretty. She was an actress and instead of playing baseball with Aunnie and the guys, I played Minecraft with Dessy. I learned her sercrets and she learned mine. I, being the confident person I am, asked her to be my date to Bebe's party in two weeks. She said yes, as long as it wasn't a sex party. I was exited. As soon as she did I said it was kinda like a third grade home prom, and she had to wear something nice. Then I made a mental note to beg my brother if i could borrow his best suit, since I had outgrown mine, and a new one would be expensive. Then I made another mental note not to tell Cartman i thought that, as he would make fun of me for being poor. What an ass hole.

Stan's pov

I was happy to find out Aunnie wasn't a girly girl like every other girl I've ever met. She said she would not conform. But she was more than a non-girly girl. She was cool. She did a bunch of sports, was totally laid back, played video games, and I gotta admit, was quite beautiful (Oh my God, never tell Wendy I said that!)

I think Kyle likes her (and you better know what I mean) And I think Aunnie might like Kyle back, since they at one point were staring into each other's eyes for like 2 minutes. But I be right, because Kyle is asking her out.