Shane is a demon

Gueyne Mansion

"And this week we are going to cover the Gueyne mansion as a part of our ongoing investigation as to are ghosts real "
Shane shakes his head to the camera. They are sure as hell not going to catch any ghosts on camera this episode. Not if he had anything to do with it. He had originally joined the paranormal show to just fuck with Ryan and scare him, but they somehow ended up being great friends. After all Shane would be worried if Ryan suddenly disappeared. Some ghosts had tried to follow Ryan home, but Shane quickly scared them off.
Now they were gearing up to go into the house. Ryan was showing off his holy water squirt gun. Thank the devil Ryan hadn't shot Shane with it as a joke or his cover would all be blown. Shane had already admitted too much to the naturally prone to conspiracies man. Millions of YouTubers saw the look on Ryan's face when he admitted that he got a nosebleed when he stepped onto holy ground.
This house was haunted by the Gueyne demon, but Ryan would never find that out. While the camera was on Ryan, Shane glared at his surroundings, and spoke to the demon in his mind, " listen up you dumb fuck, if u even think about doing anything I will end you!" Shane thought to the Anabelle spirit trapped for all eternity in his rip cage. He hoped this demon would try something. He hadn't fucked shit up in ages and he was all the more ready to piss the demon off.
It was time he said. He noticed Ryan shaking a bit and Shane yelled "FUCK YOU DEMON. You are weak! I bet u can't even do anything right now! Go ahead make me bleed! Go on and scratch me! " with his demon eye he could see the confusion and shock in the demon's eyes. Ryan was looking to Shane with wide eyes. "Ryan here agrees that you are weak!" Shane adds, he can't resist making fun of Ryan.
Ryan nervously says, " I'm not with him-DAMN IT SHANE YOU MADE ME TALK TO THE DEMON." Shane laughs. Ryan was too easy to mess with. The demon creaked the window. "AH there did you hear that? That was the demon!" Ryan says scared.
"No don't be dumb that was just the wind. Not compelling . Should we pull out the Ouiji board?" Ryan as always looks nervous. After setting it up which took longer then necessary because Ryan would get scared at the slightest sound.
"Is there anyone out there who would like to speak with us? We open the portal for you to comunicate. What's your name" Ryan starts out.
In Shane's head he hears the demon ask, "so do you want me to answer or not?"
"If you answer I will make you regret it. Remember what happened to Anabelle?"
Out loud he spoke "listen demon I don't think you are strong enough to move this light triangle thing. You are weak and will always be a COWARD. " To the side he saw the conflicted look from the demon.
"Are there any spirits or demons here? We give you this opportunity to communicate. This isn't working let's close out." Ryan said then their
hands went over the goodbye and the ouiji board was shut.
"Well I think I'm going to try the spirit box. It will hopefully give you an opportunity to comunicate" (Ryan)
"You are going to hate this "(Shane)
"Yeah my partner Shane doesn't like this, but maybe you will because it will give you a chance to comunicate "(Ryan)
Shane watched the demon flinch as the spirit box turned on. The fun continues.
"Hi I'm Ryan and this is Shane can you say our names back to us?"
"Vrufuvehkceesnitdborvkyec"
"Can you say Ryan and Shane? Or even your name back to us?"
Shane had heard enough. "Fuck You demon. You cant do shit! Your not even real! Go ahead I invite you to try to hurt me! Make me bleed you won't because you are a coward!"
"Heijfu -fuck you -hundido"
Shane looked at the demon who had accidentally let the curse slip.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!"
Met with static as the demon looked at Shane in fear.
"WHAT DID YOU JYST SAY?? SAY IT AGAIN COWARD!"
Ryan was pacing in fright "oh no oh no we are spending the night here"
During their normal solitary investigation as Ryan was screaming at a noise the demon appeared to Shane "I didn't do anything he just started screaming "
"Yeah he probably got spooked by the wind it happens"
That night Ryan made it till 3 Am before running of saying "nope I'm not doin this today. I'm out"
Then the famous words were said "will remain unsolved " and the end of the episode was marked.