Mine

Jerk!

They came into the house.
-Oh...my...Goodness.
It was a big house with marble walls.
-How much?-she asked
-Wha?
-How much does it cost?
-For you it's free.
She rolled her eyes and started walk around the house.
-Mhm....not bad. I like it.
-Like? Just like?
-Yeah. It's totally better than Bell Rive.
-Ha, where did you learn to joke?
-Have you ever been to prison?
-Yup, you know
-Arkham is not a prison. Compared to Bell Rive, Arkham is a resort!-she said it really rude.
-What did they do to you ?
-Everything. Please don't ask me about this place.
-No we have to talk ab...
-SHUT UP J!
-You can't...
-Why? I don't want to discuss it, OKAY?!
-Yeah no problem I understand you. So um...Our room is on the second floor. I'm going to do some business.
-I like your British English.-she kissed him.
-Your American is probably better.

She was alone in this really big house. She went upstairs and opened their room.
Harley noticed the phone on the bed.
"Fuck! Kings don't forget their phones!"
SMS
"Who is it?"-she took the phone.
"Hi, sweetie!
How are you?
Where are you gonna to move to my house ?! We were talking about that !»
-Holy shit! He will get a surprise from me!
But...later!

Joker came at 9pm. Too early for him, actually.
-Harley?!
-Wasap!
-STOP TO CUT BACK WORDS!
-Oh COME ON!
-What is for dinner?
-I thought we can order something.-she was interested in his behavior. How he will talk to her if he dates with those bitch?
-Okay. Your choice.
-Yeah...I AM-she didn't prune the words.-REALLY HUNGRY, PUDDING!
She started kissed him and he answered to her.
And one time somebody knocked in the door.
-GCPD! OPEN THE DOOR! RIGHT NOW!
Harley pushed away(!) the Joker (he felt), took the gun and hide behind the sofa.
The police knocked out the door and tied up Mr J.
-DO NOT MOVE!
-HOE!-Joker screamed.
-WHERE IS HARLEY QUINN?!-soldier said.
-HI GUYS! - she stood up.-WAIT! You must be careful! HAHAHA!-she  shot everyone.- Stupid boys!
-HEY! You!-Joker stood up.
-DONT BE NAIVE, BOY!
Harley jumped over the sofa and kicked him in the face.
He felt again.
-Bitch!
-You betrayed me! I saw your phone messages! Don't you really think that I am stupid?!
He stood up and throw her away.
-AUUUCHHHH!
-SHUT UP BITCH! I SLEEP WITH WHO I WANT!
-You're disgusting!
-No! YOU ARE A HO! Just a ho!
-HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAAAAHHHAA!-she started laughing. - You can do nothing without me, Joker!
She stood up and made a somersault thereby knocking him to the floor!
-I am not, a bitch anymore! -he punched him one by one.-I am not a ho anymore! YOU ARE NOT AN OWNER ANYMORE! I am not a thing! I AM NOT!
He was bleeding and unconscious.
-Fuck! I'm not gonna to wash the floor!

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