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They went to go talk to Hitler and Stalin about summoning this greater power, but they need 5 people, one for each point of the pentagram. However, they are all losers and dont have any friends.... except for Hitler, who's ex- boyfriend was Obama. Now they have to convince He who's last name is not known. The four of them got into Hitler's vw bug. They took a 14 minute roadtrip, only stopping at 4 gas stations for bathroom trips, because Hitler has irritable bowel syndrome, and had eaten a big ass chalupa. Wow. They arrived at the house. THE BLACK HOUSE. "I have to shit." Hitler said. He rushed over and knocked on the door. A voice on the other side. "Dummy thicc and nothing more." It said. The door swung open. Obama's sweaty skin glistened in the sunlight. "I just got through working out." He said as he put down the pink rubber 3 pound weight. "We need your help, Obama-San... and where's your bathroom?" Sans was curious, he must know. "Mr. Obama, what is your last name??????"

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