As as you walked home from the supermarket there was your friend in a white van he asked if you needed a ride because of how many bags you were carrying you've course seeing this as your friend said yes what you didn't know was his plan he was going to wrap you into some crazy s*** I'm talking we're about to go jump in alien type s*** I'm talking hey let's go jump The Beatles even though they're not alive I'm straight Jim had in store for you a crazy adventure all the way out to New York City where people never sleep the teenage mutant Ninja turtles live and you eat pizza all damn time and then you whispered in his ear sksksksk anioop anioop save the turtles as you heard as he heard that he built it out on his dog van but what he had in his pants was in fact not a hot dog it was a taser he shocked f*** out of you you woke up in his basement tied up just the way you like only she knew how to tie you up like this as you sat there waiting for his next move you only thought racing through your head with should I call him daddy now or after you were in fact ready for fifty shades of Carrey he pulled the whips off the wallhe was one of the only few people that knew despite your history you love getting whipped then out of nowhere weird Al yankovic came fro stroking a gun and just maniacally looking at you there was one more person it was Yoko Ono yes that's right the one that was responsible for the Beatles break up and she has something in common with starving Ethiopians they're both living off a dead beetle slowly Jim inserted his hot beef injection and slimer from the Ghostbusters was there he was eating a hot dog if that's what that's what I was doing just munching on a hot dog while realizing what's been going on behind the chair all along Jim finally nuts you but it was no problem you weren't going to get inpregnanted cuz you knew in your mind you weren't the prom queenand then Ross from SkyDoesMinecraft and she says hey you want to go to IHOP
