as you are walking away like the hulk in the of the hulk movie some one pulls up to you and ask if you need a ride back into town it was nicholas cage he had heard wht you said about his movies and was pissed so now he is going to kill you you fumble around in your bag for something anything to protect you from nicholas cage the suddenly you became ghost rider from ghost rider nicholas cage wasnt scared because he had he most blubber on his polar bear so you put on the mask from the movie the mask and put on two infinty gauntlets but he still didnt worry he pulled a luigi and stood still you had to pull ot da the sonic screwdriver now he was scared you told him didney was making a new national treasure movie without him and he said fuck you all nicholas cage like and then you said you thought he was over rated in kickass and he left then jim said it was over between you and him and you started crying an nic.holas cage came back and said it will be okay he knew what it was like to loose in love and then becks girl played on the radio and you had a good cry and you decided to kill jim carrey that bastard used you for your body and he would pay with his life so you put on your jet pack and flew to his apartment and yelled his name loudly JIM!!!! you called you are gonna die you bastard prepare to die you bastard how dare you break up with me over a text you scumbag you summoned a small black hole over his pants to steal his penis he screamed you bitch my dick ill kill you bitch he exclaimed and boom bam explosion monkey noises and crazy stuff and ou cut off the bastards head and he was still living you picked it up and started walking away like the hulk in the end of the hulk movie
