Super gay but okay.
DUDES:
"Suck on my diddlywinky""My UwUs jumped out of my pants"
"Ay, bro. Let's fuck doggystyle cuz I wanna be treated like a furry"
"Fuck me, uncle"
"Make my fish stick stick out"
"I want to feel you inside of me like the tentacles from my hentai dreams"
"What? Too big? Are you afraid of my big pee-pee?"
GALS:
"This clit ain't gonna suck itself unless we are in a different universe"
"I'll use the dildo even though I like pussy"
"Let's scissor, my blades will cut you harder UwU"
"Touch my pubes like our future cat babies"
I don't know why I made this. I just thought it'd be funny.