ASHTENA

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"what kind of kinks do you have?" addy asks ash.

"like I like kitten and daddy. you?"

"d-daddy?" ashton stutters (I think u know where im going with this, but idk)

ashton's heart race sped up. he wiped his already sweaty palms on his laps. ashton looked at adena leaning on his shoulder.

"lmao (yes lmao like how u pronounce it in real life even if it sounds nothing like lmao) you have daddy kink dont you?" adena asks trying to sound seductive, but fails misrebaly bc adena.

"what on earth are you trying to do adena. stop trying to wink."

"how did u know tho?" ashton asks adena. "know what?" ashton rolls his eyes. "youre not being seductive stop" "no im serious I dont know anything" (bc u stupid hah)

"wait so u didnt know I was a dad?"

adena screamed like screamed scream not online scream. "YOURE A DAD?! WHAT THE FUCK!"

"I mean im forty-five (bc u love old men) ofc I have children,  in fact I could tell you all about them."

"I have a son named norman. hes 40 years old. yes, i made a girl pregnant at 5 years old." adena gasped in horror, she then tried to get out of ashtons grip and leave. 

"where u going bby (like how u and zekiah say to tasneem xD) thats just the first one. we still have 15 more to go."

adena punched ashton in the face. Since he was an old man she didnt need to use lots of effort to make him loose his grip on her.

she managed to get out of his grip. the door was locked so she just decided to go jump out the window rather THAN SEARCH FOR THE KEYS. (ur so stupid)

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the next day (news)

a girl, adena tan was seen jumping out of ex 5sos member, Ashton Irwin's apartment window. she died because if you jump out tall buildings windows, you will die.

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well that was a great way to start a book @ addy