I Was Bored One Night.

That time of night again!

AN: cuz you always gotta have one. :3
This like a short update chapter thing... just to give an idea of how I'm resurrecting this one work of mine.
Dont listen to her, shes crazy!
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*awkward silence*

So ah.. I guess it's been awhile since I've updated this.  To be honest I forgot about it and have stumbled upon it tonight like....

*quickly checks last update date*

3 years later (three years ago!?) and thought, "why not add another chapter?"  (Sorry about having two conversations with you at the same time)

Yea let's just go ahead and write something up, not sure what but guess I'll just make it up as I go. (But three years is a long as time!)

So here we are again.
It's late at night.
I'm Bored.
(And other me has just gone and glossed over it!?)

*ticks off a list*
Yes I think all requirements have been met, we can now proceed.
(I cant let him just shrug it off like nothing!)

All right brain, do the do. Do what you do...
Do what you always seem to do when I'm bored and not really doing anything.
(I get this is probably hard to read and a bit confusing)

Give me unusual, random thoughts outta nowhere that make me stop and think...
(But trust me, I'm on your side. I'll make sure he doesnt get away with this neglection!)

I should write a book about that...

*awkward pause*

Damit brain why you do dis to meh?!

Why you cant do this when I actually want- Need! You too?

Honestly, when your own brain doesnt wanna give you a hand; that's when you know theres-
*Brain slaps me across the face*

Ah!
I've got it!

I'll write a quick little story that's a mix of classic fairytales, but it slowly gets more and more dark and creepy.

Like, little Red Riddinghood going to see her grandma, but when she gets there it turns out her grandmas been kill by the huntsman because!?

Plot twist! Lil Red and Grandma are wolves to begin with! And the guy annoying red on the way here, was actually a furry loving-

Wow, wow, wow...
Alright brain! You've gone too far into the gutter there my guy.  Let's try to steer clear of that part of you, alright?

Now where were we? Something about a huntsman and a wolf?
Ahhh and you've lost haven't you..?
Good one brain.

Damit now I'm just talking to myself, how long has this madness been going on for?
What was I doing again?

Hmm... is that the time!?
Shoot better get some sleep!
Gotta get up early tomorrow.~

(Is he gone?)

(Good it's just us, ok so here's the plan.  Hes probably, maybe gonna make some more of these; if he ups and leaves again just means I'll get him even worse next time! 
But that's another matter for if the time comes.

For now the plan is I'm gonna make life harder for him when hes trying to write these up by causing him to miss spell randomly, so once hes published it suddenly!

Hes getting bombarded by ppl correcting his spelling errors in the comments and making fun of how dumb he is for misspellings such an easy word!

Oh yes that'll teach him!  Perfect revenge for neglecting me for so- I mean, teach myself a good lesson with some self punishment.

Infact I'll leave a ¤ symbol at the end of a sentence/block of text so you know to get him and get em with your inner grammar nazi!  Or in this case spelling nazi!

Alrite I better leave it at that before I accidently tap into his dream.
Happy hunting!¤)