Officer: 911. What's your emergency?
Sofya: So two months ago-
Officer: No, what is the emergency?
Sofya: Well the thing is, one week ago-
Officer: Ma'am, what's the emergency right now?
Sofya: So what happened this morning is-
Officer: WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN THIS EXACT MOMENT?
Sofya: Oh. Yeah, someone shoot me.
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FanfictionJust fake convos between our NU members for you to laugh a bit ;) 191102 #1 JoalinLoukamaa #1 Heyna #2 SofyaPlotnikova 191111 #2 ShivaniPaliwal