Aries: There is no seat belts on this death machine.
Taurus: that's because I ate them..... DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAH
Gemini: so surprising Taurus, sit back down
Leo: I can't believe i've been seen on a bus * covers face with mask*
Cancer: I LOVE RIDING ON THE BUS * kills bus driver and takes over*
Virgo: lmfao you go cancer, show him who's boss.
Libra: *kicks the window down* SEE YOU LATER PPL * jumps out for no apparent reason*
Scorpio: finally the trash took itself out
Sagittaurius: lmfao i'm coming libra!!! * jumps out of the window too*
capricorn: * on private jet* PEAsENTS
Aquarius: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
Pisces: guys i think this is illegal.
