imagine:
you walk into the bakery just to get some bread. you see some freshly baked baguettes on display and decided to grab some along with a loaf of bread and some apple pie. As you wait for your apple pie, a man walks into the bakery. He's a nice tall guy with brown hair and glasses. He walks over to you.
"Excuse me miss are you buying that baguette?" He asked.
"Yes i am." you replied.
He then slaps you across your face.
You stood there in shock. Your mouth was wide open and the guy decided to take your baguette and shove it down your throat, causing you to choke to death.
The baker then comes out with your apple pie. "Okay Ms. Y/N. One nice freshly baked app-" The baker looks down at the floor and looks at your lifeless body and then to the guy that killed you with a baguette.
"Come on Vincent you can't just come in here everyday and kill every customer that buys a baguette."
"But they're MY baguettes." He replied.
"Then BUY one." The baker said. He then turns around and goes back into the kitchen with your apple pie you were going to bring home for your parents.
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A/N: i usually don't do these but here's one
basically second part of the wedding chapter is coming soon. got benchmark testing rn so busy and i have to take care of myself also :)
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Humor⚠️a lil bit violent yknow just some cute and innocent imagine 😉😉 i don't even cringe at these surprisingly 😳 i wrote these for a gc but if you see this while searching for fanfics, should give it some luv yknow 😏😏😏😏 almost 1.3k reads omg
