I saw a cute guy checking out some groceries, so I looked. His name was Alex.
"Hi Alex." I said
He looked at me and smirked naughtily
"Can I check you out?" He asked flirtatiously.
I breathed heavily, what do I say, what do I do?"
"Sure, for $69 do-"
He shut me up by kissing me and shoving his dick into my mouth.
The end.