Nerd Bois Part One

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(Next Summer)

Alright let me say this again, my name is Y/n L/n and I am Eighteen, I live with my Parents and last summer I was a target for three of my childhood former mass murder friends who now live with me Mostly. Tell me if you heard of these names: Freda Kruger whom died to a fire due to an angry mob, Jaylene Voorhees who was a victim of bullying and drowned, and Michelle Myers confined to a nut house since the day I turned seven years old. All of them came back and started their own massacres to wreak Vengeance, or just for the Hell of it. One night they all so happened to pay their old Asthmatic friend a visit and something changed within them, and now with a better Less death causing drive in life they live with me and are a part of my Family, and you're telling me...That they can't work...At a U.P.S?

All three girls look at the mortal man in front of them with death in their eyes. He shakily takes his coffee mug and takes a sip. He looks back to you with a nervous expression on his face.

Manager: I'm sorry mister L/n, But with their current backgrounds, how do you think people will react if say Michelle Freaking Myers! Delivering their fine China to their doorstep.

Y/n: I'd say compared to y'all's delivering speed I'd say that she is a match, like seriously how fast are you? The second you knock on the door, the truck is already gone. Please sir look them, Are those the faces that take "No" for an answer. Even they threaten suffocation with their-*Pinch* OW!

Jaylene looks away with a small blush on her face. Freda and Michelle walks over to the Manager with Michelle placing her hand on his shoulder giving a tight squeeze and Freda caressing his face with her finger knifes.

Freda: Come on sugar, we have had a big change of heart since we met our dear Y/n. Surely you can Carve a girl some slack?

He looks to the girls again seeing they, Kinda innocent faces. He sighs, and looks back to you.

Manager: Mr. L/n, If as so much as one drop of blood is seen on one of my packages.

Taking a sigh of relief you shake his hand in thanks.

Y/n: Girls what do we say to the nice man?

The girls look back to the man with a dark expression and grins that rivals that of the grinch himself.

Jaylene, Michelle, Freda: ThanK You

You take your leave with the girls with a smile on your face. As soon as they leave the man starts to cry like a girl and the smell of the relief of fear clouds the room.

*BBBRRRRRRIIIIII-----PP* Ahhhhhh~~

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At home the four enter the home with M/n opening the door and giving you a tight hug. D/n walks up from behind with a smile on his face. He looks to the girls with a smaller one, but a smile all the same.

Y/n: Mom you're squeezing a little tighter than normal, Is there something wrong?

M/n: What is wrong with a Mother Hugging his son?

She then shoots a look to the Big Three with a smile on her face. Feeling their love being threated the girls then get in on the action and get in a group hug. Your brave mother and killer best friends then get in a stare off making the hug tighter and tighter with you in the center.

D/n: Hey son, tell me how your goldfish is doing when you see him...

Getting his drift all four ladies finally release and you fall to the ground feeling like school chicken sandwich.

A/N: Smooched and Flattened, lookin like someone decided to sit on all of em before serven, but that is just my school.

---Later That day--- Your P.O.V

After a from the long shower, I decide to take a nap, but within the minute I closed my eyes Jaylene enters the room along with Michelle and Freda behind. Freda hops ontop of me and for some reason I and tell that Jaylene and Michelle where happier than Normal, though their blank demeaner would say otherwise. They sit on the bed with me and Freda.

Freda: You look so tired, maybe we can help you whind down~

Y/n: Being that it's been a long Day already, my legs feel like Jello from Walking, and i'm pretty sure that I had five asthma attacks this week from the damn heat. Right now, all want to do is lie down and drift into dream land.

Freda giggles, and then snaps her fingers. Suddenly the room changes into a Beautiful Love Suite with the smell of mood setting Candles and Rose Peddles somehow falling from the ceiling. You look to the girls. Your jaw drops as you see them in the most beautiful of Outfits.

Y/n: Guess this is my life now.

Your dad enters the room with the sight of all three girls sleeping next to you. He puts his fist on his chest.

D/n: Thats My Boi...

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