Alex from target

9 months

I WAS GIVING BIRTH AND I WAS SCARED AF. Alex came in rushing through the emergency doors and had a target bag in his hands.
I was screaming "AGEKSOEKSHDV." my vagina hurt like hell.
I wanted this stupid baby out but his fat ass head wouldnt come out so Alex pushed the doctors away and started pulling the baby by it's head.
Once it was out Alex named him target and he wrapped him in a target bag and skipped out of the hospital.
Happily ever after ..
The end.