Randomness

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So this is a story full of crazy nonsense and you're probably not going to understand what's happening...Oh well biatches! I'm going to get to the story.

Me: I'm A floppy flippy fish!

Mary: Biatch are you high?!

Me: no! Window! Now!

Mary: -jumps out window-

Me: -flops around-

Me:-is alone-

Me: I always talk to myself...in the dark...:3

No One: Bitch you weird!

Me: who be that? 030

No one:...I don't know....No one....

Me: that's a beautiful name! ^-^

No one: are you being sarcastic?

Me: nope! and my name is Random!

No one: I met a boy with the name mice, and at least yours is better then mice...

Me: Mice are the new dog!

No one: so mice are going to start chasing cats?

Me: Yes!

No one: you seem proud that you made that up...

Me: yep! I'm happy in every zip code

No one:-thinks- AUSTRIA

Me: Bitch has a piano in every zip code!!!!!

No one: at least you know something...

Me: are you implying I'm fat?!

No one:....No....

Me: positive... :3

No one:....yes....

Me: Okay... :3

No one: When are you ending this?

Me: Right now!

No one: What?!

Me: BYE!

Okay so this is a book to get out my randomness so I can write regularly when I'm working on other stories...Vote if you liked and follow if you enjoy my work, and leave a comment. Maybe you can chose the name for no one in the comments and I'll vote on one! BYE!

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