Alex from target

Bitch nigga

I walked into target and bought three knives which I would use for dildo. As I walk to the cash register I noticed a boy blonde hair looking right at my dildo he scanned it quickly stroked it with his fingers and whispered up to me "this is a pretty good dildo"

I can't believe you noticed I'm so embarrassed I turned around and punch myself in the stomach.

It's okay babe we all have secrets.

At that moment I knew I was in love with a guy who worked at target.

I looked him straight in the eyes and said "how did you know this was a dildo.?"

"We have the same sequence honey"he said

He jumped over the cash register grabed my face and started making out with me he pushed me against the wall grab my dildo and started sticking it up my butt hole it hurts but it felt good.

I knew this was the man I wanted to live with.

Then he stabbed me.

But he did it out of love.

"Lol ur a bich nigga" he says as he leaves me to die.